Characters in The Next Cliche

The reviews are satirical parodies on real Star Trek episodes, and one of the things that makes them funny is giving the characters names based more on their actions than what Paramount decided would be good.

Some of my nicknames have escaped into common usage, and "Laughing Boy" is being used more and more often to describe Riker.

As I'm a big fan of Red Dwarf, you will see a few references here and there. Others may be a little more obscure.

Here is summary of the commonly used ones:

Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
The Bald Avenger
Chrome Dome Gnome
Captain Conciliatory
Cmdr. William Riker
Laughing Boy
Commander Beard
Lt. Cmdr. Geordi La Forge
Mr X-Ray Charles
Lieutenant Worf
Were-Worf
Dr. Beverly Crusher
Dr Social Conscience
Counselor Deanna Troi
Chocolate-Hips Troi
Lt. Commander Data
Mr Talkie-Toaster
Wesley Crusher
Boy Blunder
Weasely

Back to the reviews...


Phil Kernick - philk@rotfl.com.au